What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I get my body in shape?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is fitness important?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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